Child Entertainer Gifts

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Fur Baby

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Four children playing the flute.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'He does.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Send in the Clones.'

Clown Wife

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Dog Birthdays

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'