Baby Entertainer Gifts

'Hey look, the shiny thing is shining... just like yesterday... and last week... man I wish they'd put a tv in here.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Send in the Clones.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Fur Baby

"What's your occupation?"

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."