Infant Entertainers Gifts

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The child is very illogical'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Four children playing the flute.

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Fur Baby

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Send in the Clones.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Children's Entertainer

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Clown walks balloon dog

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

'Seriously folks...'

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''