Infant Entertainers Gifts

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The child is very illogical'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Four children playing the flute.

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Fur Baby

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"What's your occupation?"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Dog Birthdays

Children's Entertainer

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

Clown walking his balloon dog.