Infant Entertainer Gifts

A man playing with a baby

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Send in the Clones.'

"What's your occupation?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Clown Wife

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Fur Baby

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'Now cut that out!'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"