Infant Entertainer Mugs

A man playing with a baby

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Fur Baby

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Clown Wife

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"What's your occupation?"

'Send in the Clones.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Clown walks balloon dog

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Children's Entertainer

'Now cut that out!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"