Childhood Entertainer Mugs

The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'He does.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Fur Baby

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"What's your occupation?"

'Send in the Clones.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Children's Entertainer

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Clown walks balloon dog

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."