Childhood Entertainer Prints

The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'Send in the Clones.'

"What's your occupation?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown Wife

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Fur Baby

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'