Classic Entertainer Prints

Ventriloquist and his dummy both on mobile phones.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"What's your occupation?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

Glyndebourne

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

Clown walking his balloon dog.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'Seriously folks...'

Why did I marry that clown?