Classic Comedian Prints

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

Dante Alighieri

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Pull my finger.

Gunswinger

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"Shaketh."

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Concerto for Two Horns

Early American Think Tank.

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Notary

Early mobile phones

"I've been out on the North forty, Sarah. It's a lot like the South forty."

'Dropped my dentures.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges