Children's Entertainer Mugs

"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."

"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

"Kids terrify me."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

A good consultant must be prepared to change their knowledge base.

"Your tests are back. It turns out you don't have a funny bone in your body."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'Am I correct to interpret that as a 'No' answer?'

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

Magician creates magic square

People for the Ethical Treatment of Balloon Animals

Cellphone Addiction

"Really? Mine's a rescue, too."

"Why ten bucks for a balloon animal?"

"It's a balloon reminder that all joy is fleeting."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

Raging Bull on Ice

"I'm worried I'll just laugh about this in the morning."

"A funny thing happened to me at work today."

Clown walks balloon dog

"Alas, poor Bozo."

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

Red Nose Venn Diagram

Despite his undeniable talent, Glaargh the wailing demon prince from beyond the void was finding it tough to break into the children's entertainment industry.

"I...hate...this....song."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Six birthday parties. I’m up to here in fun."

"ummm... tell your friends."