Children's Entertainer Fan Mugs

"So, you think clowns are stupid? How about pediatricians, … Do you think they're stupid too?"

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He does.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Fur Baby

'Send in the Clones.'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Children's Entertainer

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Seriously folks...'

Why did I marry that clown?

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''