Children's Entertainer Gifts

"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."

"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"It's time to end the suffering."

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Kids terrify me."

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Magician creates magic square

People for the Ethical Treatment of Balloon Animals

Clown pins balloons on boy with low hanging pants

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

A good consultant must be prepared to change their knowledge base.

"Why ten bucks for a balloon animal?"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Your tests are back. It turns out you don't have a funny bone in your body."

"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Cellphone Addiction

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Am I correct to interpret that as a 'No' answer?'

"Really? Mine's a rescue, too."

Jester

"If laughter is the best medicine, why did he die laughing?"

'How many times have I told you not to wear your work shoes in the house?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

Ex Circus Clown Down On His Luck. Please Give.

"I...hate...this....song."

Raging Bull on Ice

Despite his undeniable talent, Glaargh the wailing demon prince from beyond the void was finding it tough to break into the children's entertainment industry.

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