Baby Entertainer Pillows

'Hey look, the shiny thing is shining... just like yesterday... and last week... man I wish they'd put a tv in here.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

Fur Baby

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Send in the Clones.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Children's Entertainer

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Clown walks balloon dog

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.