Kids Entertainer Pillows

"Ready for some big time fun?"

'Of course we charge triple!'

'Crunch and Judy' show. (Puppeteer uses hands as he has no puppets.)

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'He does.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

Clown Wife

Fur Baby

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"What's your occupation?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Send in the Clones.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Children's Entertainer

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."