Kids Entertainer T-Shirts

"Ready for some big time fun?"

'Of course we charge triple!'

'Crunch and Judy' show. (Puppeteer uses hands as he has no puppets.)

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'He does.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Clown Wife

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"What's your occupation?"

Fur Baby

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

Clown walks balloon dog

Dog Birthdays

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Children's Entertainer

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

The Amazing Mr Sausage