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'He's ever so good with children.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'He does.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What's your occupation?"

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Fur Baby

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage