Kids' Entertainment Expert T-Shirts

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Children's Parties

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"That'll be five bucks."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'He does.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'

Fur Baby

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"What's your occupation?"

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."