Children's Entertainers Pillows

'You are good with kids, but you need a teaching credential to teach.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Children's Parties

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"That'll be five bucks."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Four children playing the flute.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"

Fur Baby

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

'Send in the Clones.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Children's Entertainer

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Dog Birthdays

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Clown walks balloon dog

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'