Children's Entertainers Pillows

'You are good with kids, but you need a teaching credential to teach.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"That'll be five bucks."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Four children playing the flute.

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Send in the Clones.'

Fur Baby

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Clown walks balloon dog

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Children's Entertainer

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.