Birth Story Entertainer Gifts

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'He does.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'Send in the Clones.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"What's your occupation?"

Fur Baby

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Clown walks balloon dog

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Children's Entertainer

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'