Educational Entertainment Seekers Gifts

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Zoo.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

U of Debt

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

The First Fire Stick

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Wolf Karaoke

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Lessons in Prehistory.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

A Preschool of Fish

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."