Educational Humor Seeker Gifts

'Could I see you after class?'

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

A Puppet Named Juan

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'People, get a half-life!'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

String Theory for Beginners.

'We don't know what this is called'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."