Educational Humor Seeker Gifts

'Could I see you after class?'

A Puppet Named Juan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'People, get a half-life!'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

String Theory for Beginners.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'We don't know what this is called'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'