Educational Humor Lovers Gifts

Teaching students going through puberty.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"I know why we're the symbol for teaching - we look like a heart."

A Puppet Named Juan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'People, get a half-life!'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

String Theory for Beginners.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'We don't know what this is called'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."