Education Humor Lovers Gifts

Well, summer's over and it's almost time to go back to school. Since this is a comic strip and we're frozen in time, I'm pretty familiar with the 11th-grade textbooks by now. I predict you're looking at a future "C" student! ! !

'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

A Puppet Named Juan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Party Schools...

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Could I see you after class?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

The Principal of Inertia.