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'I say, they should be white cowboy outfits!'

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

A Puppet Named Juan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

String Theory for Beginners.

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'Could I see you after class?'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

The Principal of Inertia.

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'