Educational Humor Buffs Pillows

"Don't worry, guys...when I explained failing to my teachers I kept your names out of it!"

A Puppet Named Juan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'People, get a half-life!'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

String Theory for Beginners.

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

'We don't know what this is called'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."