Education Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"It says '11-plus'. . . I'm 43."

A Puppet Named Juan

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Math Teacher

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'And in conclusion.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'People, get a half-life!'

'Physical or Social Science?'

String Theory for Beginners.

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'We don't know what this is called'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

K-9 Garten