Education Humor Aficionado Pillows

At the Smart Bomb Academy.

A Puppet Named Juan

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Math Teacher

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'And in conclusion.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'People, get a half-life!'

'Physical or Social Science?'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

String Theory for Beginners.

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'We don't know what this is called'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'