Educational Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Sarah, are you still with us? You have that screen-saver look in your eyes.'

"I like really hard homework. If my parents can't do it, it takes the heat off me!"

A Puppet Named Juan

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'And in conclusion.'

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'People, get a half-life!'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

'Physical or Social Science?'

String Theory for Beginners.

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'We don't know what this is called'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Party Schools...

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.