Educational Humor Aficionado Prints

'Sarah, are you still with us? You have that screen-saver look in your eyes.'

"I like really hard homework. If my parents can't do it, it takes the heat off me!"

A Puppet Named Juan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'And in conclusion.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'People, get a half-life!'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Physical or Social Science?'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

String Theory for Beginners.

'We don't know what this is called'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."