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'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art and hand it in again.'

'She's doing great, but I would like her to participate a bit more in class: She's, well, as quiet as a mouse of course...'

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Math Teacher

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'People, get a half-life!'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

String Theory for Beginners.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'We don't know what this is called'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

Party Schools...

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'