Educational Comedy Enthusiasts Prints

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

A Puppet Named Juan

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Math Teacher

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'People, get a half-life!'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

String Theory for Beginners.

'We don't know what this is called'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'Could I see you after class?'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'