Educational Comedy Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

A Puppet Named Juan

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Math Teacher

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'People, get a half-life!'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

String Theory for Beginners.

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'We don't know what this is called'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Party Schools...

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

'Could I see you after class?'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!