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Adult Education

A Puppet Named Juan

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

String Theory for Beginners.

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Chaos Theory Conference.

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Party Schools...

Books on running a successful school,

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

'He has a learning disorder.'

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.