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'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art and hand it in again.'

'She's doing great, but I would like her to participate a bit more in class: She's, well, as quiet as a mouse of course...'

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

A Puppet Named Juan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Math Teacher

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'People, get a half-life!'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

String Theory for Beginners.

'We don't know what this is called'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'