Educational Humor Gifts

'How can I possibly be a discipline problem? I'm usually asleep.'

"Mom, what is binary fission?"

What I Know. . .

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

There goes professor Elactic!

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"We're not so different, you and I."

A Puppet Named Juan

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'People, get a half-life!'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

String Theory for Beginners.

'We don't know what this is called'