Humor In Education Gifts

"I can't help feeling that you are deliberately failing your exams in order to sabotage my teacher's evaluation."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'People, get a half-life!'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Geography class - UR Here.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'We don't know what this is called'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

K-9 Garten

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

Smirking or Non-smirking

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."