Humorist In Education Gifts

Geography class - UR Here.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Math Teacher

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'People, get a half-life!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

'We don't know what this is called'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

K-9 Garten

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

The Principal of Inertia.

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....