Humor In Education Pillows

Chère Maman

"I can't help feeling that you are deliberately failing your exams in order to sabotage my teacher's evaluation."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'People, get a half-life!'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

Geography class - UR Here.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'We don't know what this is called'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

K-9 Garten

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

Party Schools...

Smirking or Non-smirking