Academic Amusement Seeker Gifts

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

The Zoo.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scarcity

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.