Scholarly Fun-seeker Gifts

The belletrist unwinds.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Looks like another hostile takeover...

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

'We're giving the market three 'reallys', today.'

'We ran your portfolio through the Bull-O-Meter and it showed excellent growth potential. . .'

Cheesus

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

Jesus Seals the Hick...