University Fun-seeker Gifts

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Trust

'Even More Disciples'

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus breaks the bread.

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Graduation Day At A Party School

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

Looks like another hostile takeover...

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

Cheesus