Fun-loving Student Gifts

Trust

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Table tennis.

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Parental Role Model

Rugby Player

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Goalie Wall.

The college of my choice.

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Skipping with a beard.

A School Girl and Teacher.

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"Will you want a bag to take that home with you?"