Funny Student Gifts

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Court's in recess!'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Essay Paper.

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

Graduation Day At A Party School

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

'You heard! There's no way I'm cooking for you!'

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

History 101: 'This class should be easy! I've heard that history continuously repeats itself!'

'You have to stay after school because you got caught in the hall without a pass? But you're homeschooled!'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"What do you call a fish with no eyes?" "A Fsh."

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"