Funny Student Gifts

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Court's in recess!'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Essay Paper.

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

Graduation Day At A Party School

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Remedial test taking 101: I ain't got no pencil!.

'You have to stay after school because you got caught in the hall without a pass? But you're homeschooled!'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

History 101: 'This class should be easy! I've heard that history continuously repeats itself!'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"What do you call a fish with no eyes?" "A Fsh."

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"