Fun-loving Learner Gifts

The college of my choice.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Grade 2 Cellist

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Trust

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Education and Apprenticeships

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

The Book Club

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Graduation Day At A Party School

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"