Cheeky Learner Gifts

'I like regular books better than ebooks. Ebooks don't have a summary on the book jacket that you can copy.'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

"I do diet...between snacks."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

The college of my choice.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

Library - Cats for Dummies.

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

Book ratings.

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

"This is quite a surprising discovery." "Then write it up for 'The Journal of Surprising Discoveries'."

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"