Fun-loving Learner Pillows

The college of my choice.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"I'm still pre-literate."

Grade 2 Cellist

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Trust

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Education and Apprenticeships

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

The Book Club

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Graduation Day At A Party School

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"