Fun-loving Educator Gifts

'Class, today we are going to pop all of the bubbles in this packing material.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Office Park

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Benjamin Franklin

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

"He gave me an 'F' on my resume."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

The college of my choice.

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

Keep students on their toes...

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Lack History Month

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'