Educator With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

Hall monitor lizard: 'Hey! No running!'

'Technically it's mine because I've been outsourcing homework.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Math Teacher

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'People, get a half-life!'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'We don't know what this is called'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

K-9 Garten

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"Shows you how much I know."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Benjamin Franklin

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

Richard gets the third degree.

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

What teachers want to say.