Educator With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Did you know you move your lips when you read?

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

Hall monitor lizard: 'Hey! No running!'

'Technically it's mine because I've been outsourcing homework.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Math Teacher

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'People, get a half-life!'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'We don't know what this is called'

K-9 Garten

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Shows you how much I know."

Benjamin Franklin

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Quiz 2 + 2 = 2 + 2 This is a mathematics professor and my attorney. They'll explain why my answer is technically and legally correct.

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'