Teacher With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

Sign at infants school - Beware of the Puppy

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

K-9 Garten

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

Mobile Phone Mobile.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Lack History Month

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You wanted a second opinion?'

'We just have to stop meeting like this!'

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

I will stop making two people who have nothing in common fall in love.

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

Did you know you move your lips when you read?

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes?" "A Fsh."

'Look, mom. We got them instead of stars on our papers.'