Fun-loving Teacher Gifts

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Home Schooling'

Trust

Office Park

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'Think Basics.'

'It actually stands for 'substitute' but it keeps the children in line.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

The college of my choice.

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

"Why can't you ever be serious?"

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'